She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my being single is dangerous.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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