Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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