I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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