Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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