Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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