HIV tests are more positive than that guy
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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