What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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