is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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