Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize