I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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