come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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