it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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