As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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