READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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