so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We talked him into tasing himself.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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