I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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