I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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