he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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