Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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