if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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