My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
tell me about the fingering
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