I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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