Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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