Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.