I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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