Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?