My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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