The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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