She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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