I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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