garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I forget how to act sober
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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