you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
