I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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