i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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