What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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