Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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