Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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