My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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