I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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