lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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