That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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