you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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