oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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