doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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