So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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