Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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