I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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