Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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