At least make sure they are 18
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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