I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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