haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
