You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
