I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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