i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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